What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

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Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

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Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?